[CentOS] [OT] Witty one liners or computer related proverbs

[Michael Grinnell]

You might also take a look at http://www.despair.com/ for some  
posters and calendars, or just for inspiration.

Michael Grinnell
Network Security Administrator
The American University
e-mail: grinnell at american.edu


On Nov 16, 2005, at 9:58 AM, Brian T. Brunner wrote:

>
> /usr/games/fortune, run in a forever loop, should provide you with  
> a fair collection in short order.
>
> Midget fortune teller escapes! Headline: Small Medium at large!
>
> Brian Brunner
> brian.t.brunner at gai-tronics.com
> (610)796-5838
>
>>>> peter at farrows.org 11/16/05 09:50AM >>>
> Dear All,
>
> I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of
> have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.
>
> I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that
> when run in PERL produces a witty output....
>
> This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous  
> salesman
> at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on  
> them!!!
>
> thanks
>
> Pete
>
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