I imagine that most of the folks subscribed are System Administrators, Engineers and Architects. I'd also leap to the unproven assumption that the majority are overworked, underpaid, stressed, and stuff like that. If that doesn't make for a bunch of terse, grumpy, and otherwise friendly-and-cheer-challenged folks at times, well, you're better folks than myself, which, admittedly, isn't all that difficult, and a little humor can go a long way.
Agreed to all, and I was just having some fun and trying to bring some humor to everyone's day. Thanks for having a sense of humor, I'll respectfully bow out now.