[CentOS] Send in your favorite CentOS slogan today

Hi everyone,

The CentOS project is looking for more slogans that may end up on promotional material (eg media, flyers, posters or stickers). We already collected a few funny, ironic, sarcastic or even distasteful ones.

Feel free to visit our Slogans wiki page for a good laugh or rude offenses and add your own slogan by sending them to this thread.

See: http://wiki.centos.org/Promo/Slogans

And who knows, yours may end up somewhere ? If it gets selected, you win free CentOS updates for a whole month !! So get started ;)

Disclaimer: Ideas contributed to this thread are considered free to be reused. Otherwise do NOT submit them to a public mailinglist :) I will be adding them to the wiki.