BEDEVERE: What also floats in water? VILLAGER #1: Bread! VILLAGER #2: Apples! VILLAGER #3: Uh, very small rocks!
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-05.htm
(I suspect my response is somewhat off-thread...)
Jim Perrin wrote:
Well, if it quacks like a duck....
Then it's not a witch and we don't have to burn it.