[CentOS] [OT] Witty one liners or computer related proverbs

Mark Belanger mark_belanger at ltx.com
Wed Nov 16 15:07:41 UTC 2005

Peter Farrow wrote:
> Dear All,
> I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of 
> have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.
> I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that 
> when run in PERL produces a witty output....
> This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman 
> at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!

While not what you're looking for exactly, the "Complaint letter generator"
never fails to crack me up.  It's got you pegged Peter:



> thanks
> Pete
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Mark Belanger
LTX Corporation

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