classic... this is just what I want Brian T. Brunner wrote: >/usr/games/fortune, run in a forever loop, should provide you with a fair collection in short order. > >Midget fortune teller escapes! Headline: Small Medium at large! > >Brian Brunner >brian.t.brunner at gai-tronics.com >(610)796-5838 > > > >>>>peter at farrows.org 11/16/05 09:50AM >>> >>>> >>>> >Dear All, > >I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of >have used in the past as footers for your emails for example. > >I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that >when run in PERL produces a witty output.... > >This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman >at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!! > >thanks > >Pete > >_______________________________________________ >CentOS mailing list >CentOS at centos.org >http://lists.centos.org/mailman/listinfo/centos > >******************************************************************* >This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and >intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they >are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify >the system manager. > >This footnote also confirms that this email message has been swept >for the presence of computer viruses. > >www.hubbell.com - Hubbell Incorporated >_______________________________________________ >CentOS mailing list >CentOS at centos.org >http://lists.centos.org/mailman/listinfo/centos > >