Peter Farrow wrote: > Dear All, > > I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of > have used in the past as footers for your emails for example. > > I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that > when run in PERL produces a witty output.... > > This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman > at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!! While not what you're looking for exactly, the "Complaint letter generator" never fails to crack me up. It's got you pegged Peter: http://www.pakin.org/complaint?title=&firstname=Peter&middlename=&lastname=Yarrow&suffix=&gender=m&shorttype=f&pgraphs=2 -Mark > > thanks > > Pete > > _______________________________________________ > CentOS mailing list > CentOS at centos.org > http://lists.centos.org/mailman/listinfo/centos -- Mark Belanger LTX Corporation