On Wed, 2005-11-16 at 14:50 +0000, Peter Farrow wrote: > Dear All, > > I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of > have used in the past as footers for your emails for example. > > I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that > when run in PERL produces a witty output.... > > This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman > at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!! > ---- suggestion... don't match wits with morons Craig -- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by MailScanner, and is believed to be clean.