BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Apples!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail-05.htm
(I suspect my response is somewhat off-thread...)
Jim Perrin wrote:
>> Well, if it quacks like a duck....
>
> Then it's not a witch and we don't have to burn it.
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