[CentOS] Apache jserv monitoring?

> Check
> http://support.hyperic.com/confluence/display/hypcomm/HyperForge/#HyperFORGE-pluginforge
> for existing plugins.
> Perhaps what you want can be done with a JMX plugin ?

Hyperic looks interesting, but anytime someone claims "Zero-Touch
Systems Management" I have to raise a skeptical eyebrow.  I will take
a look at it and install the demo, but our company has already
invested in a different monitoring system.   I was really hoping for
something simple, perhaps a status page, jserv management port, shell
script perhaps...