[CentOS] [OT] Witty one liners or computer related proverbs

[Brian T. Brunner]

/usr/games/fortune, run in a forever loop, should provide you with a fair collection in short order.

Midget fortune teller escapes! Headline: Small Medium at large!

Brian Brunner
brian.t.brunner at gai-tronics.com
(610)796-5838

>>> peter at farrows.org 11/16/05 09:50AM >>>
Dear All,

I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of 
have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.

I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that 
when run in PERL produces a witty output....

This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman 
at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!

thanks

Pete

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