[CentOS] [OT] Witty one liners or computer related proverbs

[Mark Belanger]

Peter Farrow wrote:
> Dear All,
> 
> I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of 
> have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.
> 
> I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that 
> when run in PERL produces a witty output....
> 
> This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman 
> at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!

While not what you're looking for exactly, the "Complaint letter generator"
never fails to crack me up.  It's got you pegged Peter:

http://www.pakin.org/complaint?title=&firstname=Peter&middlename=&lastname=Yarrow&suffix=&gender=m&shorttype=f&pgraphs=2

-Mark

> 
> thanks
> 
> Pete
> 
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Mark Belanger
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