Peter Farrow wrote:

Dear All,

I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.

I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that when run in PERL produces a witty output....

This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!

While not what you're looking for exactly, the "Complaint letter generator" never fails to crack me up. It's got you pegged Peter:

http://www.pakin.org/complaint?title=&firstname=Peter&middlename=&am...

-Mark

thanks

Pete

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On Wed, 2005-11-16 at 08:50, Peter Farrow wrote:

Dear All,

I need some witty computer related proverbs or one liners that some of have used in the past as footers for your emails for example.

I particularly remember a PERL based transliteration joke/footer that when run in PERL produces a witty output....

I don't know if this is still around somewhere besides the google cache or not: http://72.14.203.104/search?q=cache:TB10iTEo5pIJ:www.cbbrowne.com/downloads/...

This is to fix a problem internally created by an over zealous salesman at my company pinning up A4 sheets with bullSh*t sales proverbs on them!!!

You can get an unlimited stream of babble from emacs if you meta-x psychoanalyze-pinhead.